Another Valentine’s Day is upon us! For some, it sucks that they’re alone. For others… It probably still sucks, but they got a boo thang at home.
Anyway, if you’re by yourself this year, keep in mind that somewhere in the world right now, someone is trying to figure out how to fake having COVID-19 in time for Valentine’s Day.
I was feeling artistic today, and decided to share it with you. Check it out:
What do you think? Anyway, as far as myself, here are some things I’ll probably be doing on Valentine’s Day:
- Stay home.
- Watch Netflix.
- Buy something for myself on Amazon, eBay, and/or Etsy.
- Order takeout.
- Have a drink (or seven).
- Eat an edible.
- Stare with combination sadness/anger at my unused sex toys.
Here are some things I’ve been doing every sodding day throughout the pandemic: See above.
Except for the edible. That’s new.
