Armie Hammer Sent Freaky DMs? Shocker.

If you didn’t already know this, American actor, oil baron, and Winkelvi, Armie Hammer, has been rumoured to be into some kinky things. Oh, who am I kidding? He most certainly is into some kinky things.

Back in 2017, Twitter users noticed Hammer had ‘liked’ several BDSM-related posts, apparently without knowing they were public. And pop culture website Deux Moi posted stories of Hammer allegedly finding women on social media to do the aforementioned kinky things with, which was never verified.

Waitaminnt. Armie Hammer is into BDSM? And he liked some freaky shit on Twitter?

*Ahem*
Heavens to Murgatroyd.
Be still my beating fucking heart.
Excuse me while I clutch my pearls in surprise.

I’ve known this for years, and I’m sure I’m not the only one. It’s not like he was hiding it or anything, as he’s said a lot of things in past interviews about his kinky interests. So anyone who’s been part of this lifestyle for more than ten bloody seconds would have figured it out.

In case you were wondering, the posts that Hammer liked were mostly about latex and rope bondage. Whoop-dee-fuckity-doo.

Cannibalism, Haematophilia, and Rape? Bring it On.

Anyway, fast forward to last weekend, where a series of yet to be verified Instagram direct messages allegedly sent by Hammer were leaked online, most of which were posted by a user called @HouseOfEffie. The posts involved cannibalism, rape, and drinking blood. Two quotes read, ‘I am 100% a cannibal’ and ‘I want to eat you’. Another message involved cutting off toes.

Armie Hammer said some freaky shit in a text message? LAWD NO. Think about the childrens! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDRENS?!

Are these mildly disconcerting? Yep. But I’ve personally read worse things from FetLife messages you all have sent me. He seems like he likes the whole ‘shock factor’ in the things he says. Likely because it makes him seem hardcore or something. I mean, seriously? Posting photos of butcher knives. Banging on about eating still-beating hearts, and he’s ‘100% a cannibal’ and such. Shit made me laugh. I’m reading these things like ‘BRUUUUH… You’re trying WAY too fucking hard. Sheesh. Calm the fuck down, cowboy.

In a lot of the messages, she calls Hammer ‘Daddy’, which was probably the most disturbing thing I read, to be honest. Just… no.

Fake News About Armie Hammer? Possibly.

Now, some users claimed the messages had to be fake, so HouseOfEffie supplied the sayers of nay with private photos Hammer had sent her, as well as voice messages. She also posted messages from accounts of other women who said similar things about Hammer.

To be fair, I thought they may have been fake as well, because there were a lot of grammatic errors in the messages from Hammer. HOWEVER, I know people that make simple grammar mistakes all the time, so I didn’t really flag that. But looking over the messages from HouseOfEffie, you can see that the screenshots are from her Instagram account in one of the photos.

Another thing about this whole thing is that all of the DMs I saw seemed to be out of context. Can we be sure that this wasn’t some sort of consensual roleplay, and the girl is simply pissed off at Hammer for dumping her? In the eyes of vanillas, it’s easy to vilify someone who has interests that aren’t ‘normal’, and claiming he abused her, by using his kinks as proof would simply land more credibility to her claims to said vanilla. But as of right now, no one knows what the truth is. So until I do, I’m just gonna be Batman-ing the shadows, creepily keeping watch.

Armie Hammer is Fucking it Up for the Rest of Us

The only thing he’s served to do is make people question and kink-shame BDSM practitioners. Again. BUT it’s not like they weren’t still doing it, anyway. And I’m both okay and not okay with it. I’m okay with it because it keeps this lifestyle a thing that most people don’t want to be part of, thus weeding out a lot of wannabes coming out of the bloody woodwork because they think submissives are easy pickins.

I’m NOT okay with the fact that he’s just made it more difficult for us to embrace who we are without garnering inscrutable stares, or having people say ‘oh you’re one of THOSE’ when explaining what we’re into.

With all this said, if this is all true, and Armie Hammer is indeed a cannibalistic rapist, then I really do feel sorry for HouseOfEffie, and the other women that have been involved with him. This shit happens all the time — mainly because most submissives have some terrible vetting processes regarding BDSM dynamics. This is usually because of a combination of submissive frenzy and manipulation via being a predator on the dominant side.

Hopefully, this keeps women away from Hammer. But it probably won’t. There will just be some twit somewhere that buy into his being charming, then turned-on by his supposed edginess, just to be taken advantage of.

In Conclusion

Going back to my original statement about Armie fucking Hammer’s being into BDSM, there are a LOT of people in Hollywood that are into it, just like other people in your fucking neighbourhood likely are. And personally speaking, Hammer just seems like he’s another wannabe Dominant. And from what I can tell, he seems like a predator, to boot. He may be kinky, sure. He may have some animalistic tendencies whilst shagging, sure. But a Dominant he ain’t.

But who really gives a shit about any of this? Oh that’s right… Vanillas*. They do. Probably clutching their pearls, too.

Okay, I’m over this now. I’m out.

What do you think of this whole thing? Let me know in the comments.

*While I try to not use vanillas in a derogatory sense, in this case, I am. And totally mean it.