You’ve been seeing someone for a little while now, and while things are going okay, they’re just… going. And you’re not quite sure of how to go about finding out if the lady of your affections is ready to share your kink-laden thoughts?
Well, you’re in luck, mate. I made a handy dandy kinky flowchart to help you figure out if your partner is kinky enough to move on to better things, or if you’re possibly doomed for a sex life devoid of the aforementioned better things.
And we ALL like better things, yes? If you don’t, then someone is likely reading this kinky flowchart about you.
I’m sure that I don’t have to tell you, but this flowchart is meant to be funny, and should NOT be used as a serious method in determining someone’s level of kinkiness. However, this flowchart SHOULD be used as an excuse to smack a sexy ass — and you all know how much I love smacking sexy asses.
Have fun, and let me know what you think!